a hog cabin

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In a hog cabin!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Why do pigs never recover from illness?

Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you call sheep that live together?

Pen friends!