A Little Girl Wants To Go

Oh! Let's read a funniest jokes ever with me :) 

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. 

"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" 

"No" her mother replied. 

"Well, I think I have to throw up!" 

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." 

In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. 

"Did you throw up?" her mother asked. 

"Yes" the little girl replied. 

"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" 

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Remote is an understatement. A speck of volcanic rock in the South Atlantic some 1,200 miles west of the African coast, this British Overseas Territory is reachable by a five-day ship journey. (No wonder the British exiled Napoleon there.) But Saint Helena (population barely 4,000) is constructing its first airport and next year will welcome commercial flights on Comair from Johannesburg. The island, with dramatic landscapes and waters full of whale sharks, dolphins and tuna, offers a unique getaway for hikers, divers, fishing enthusiasts and hermits. All activities are best fueled by local coffee, an internationally prized specimen.

outdoor

Vaud, Switzerland’s gracious canton that hugs Lake Geneva, has been known to attract famous people seeking quiet lives, Audrey Hepburn and Charlie Chaplin among them. This spring, the long-awaited Chaplin’s World will open on 35 wooded acres at his former estate in Vevey, with an artifact-filled Modern Times Museum, contemporary art gallery, outdoor festival site and film center. The nearby Modern Times Hotel, opening in February, will offer shuttles to the museum. On the lakefront, Alimentarium, the food museum run by Nestlé, will reopen in June after a nine-month remodel to better relate “the story of food” through interactive exhibits. In fall, the new 65,000-square-foot Aquatis Swiss Aquarium and Water Museum will open near Lausanne, the canton’s capital.

a hog cabin

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In a hog cabin!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Why do pigs never recover from illness?

Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you call sheep that live together?

Pen friends!

The simple salt

Per my server’s suggestion, I dressed each piece with only a small amount of a salt-and-pepper mixture that was on the table. The taste of the beef was sensational: each piece was a flavor bomb of protein and fat. The simple salt dressing was a perfect complement, highlighting the sweetness of the fat but not obscuring the taste of the beef.

Laid-back beachgoers and adrenaline junkies will definitely love Elafoníssi. This beach features an array of activities and striking scenery. The pink sand and mountainous backdrop will keep shutterbugs happy. And tourists can take part in surfing, kite-boarding or wind surfing, etc.

Playa de Migjorn, Spain 

Playa de Migjorn Beach

On top of the stunning scenery Formentera’s beaches are known for, tourists will find something at this lengthy strip of Spanish shore. Playa de Migjorn is one of the best beachesin Europe. Coming to this beach, you should rent a beach chair and umbrella for the day and take advantage of oceanfront beverage service, enjoy the view on a long walk, or play beachvolleyball. Since Playa de Migjorn Beach goes on for miles, you won’t have to wander too far.

Durdle Door Beach, England

A corner of Durdle Door Beach

Durdle Door Beach is one of the must-see beaches in the U.K as well asbest beaches inEurope. This beach travel site has striking scenery. And it’s really an exciting experience to swim in the shadow of Durdle Door where a massive rock arch plunges into the sea. You can also hike along the cliffs when temperatures start to dip. Seeing rolling green hills and sweeping waters across the rugged Jurassic Coast is a great experience.

Zlatni Rat, Croatia  

Zlatni Rat Beach is an ideal place for sunbathers. The forest is dark green, the beach is bright and white, and natural beauty is plentiful. There are also various kinds of beach sports, fromwindsurfing,snorkeling to paddle boarding, etc. Zlatni Rat Beach is also a great place for a family-friendly getaway.

Ölüdeniz Beach, Turkey

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1. Let's see this jokes for today1
2. A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. 
   
   
    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.  
   
   
   The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.  
   
   
   The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.  
   
   
   It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.  However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
   
   

How to play Pyramid Solitaire

1. Rule – How to play Pyramid Solitaire: 

Aces count as 1, Jacks count as 11 and Queens count as 12. Kings count as 13 and can be removed at any time by simply clicking on them. All other cards are at their face value. So for example you can combine an Ace and Queen to remove the pair, or Jack and a 2 to remove that pair.

To aid you, you may place a single card in the Temp Card Store. This will increase your pairing options by allowing you to get to otherwise impossible to reach cards that are in the pyramid. To successfully pass a round it is absolutely necessary for you to use this card store strategically and to do some planning and thinking with it!

Additionally the undo button will undo any single move, obviously that's great for fixing minor errors but there is a little trick for pro players! The trick is to draw 3 additional cards to see if they will change the order of the cards that you will remove from the cards dealt at the top in the pyramid. If not, no harm done, just undo the move and continue matching the pairs of 13. Of course it helps that you can use this little trick any time it is convenient!

Pyramid Solitaire Ancient Egypt rewards excellent play and strategy. You receive bonus points for completing a level quickly, removing all cards in both the pyramid and the deck, and failing that for any remaining cards in the deck that you have not uncovered. The game is quite kind, in that there is always a bonus if you complete a round although of course better play, always means better bonuses! Althought it not Klondike solitaire turn one but you can try to play it!

2. Tips to play Pyramid Solitaire well

Although not easy to win Pyramid Solitaire, but there are some tips you can use: 

- Always remove Kings as soon as possible, they literally just get in the way.

- Try to plan your moves. Look at the board and see what cards are blocking other cards.

- You absolutely must use the temporary card store. Combine that with planning and you can win most deals. Often simply by moving one card from the pyramid down to the store you can instantly uncover another card that you can use immediately. 

- This almost a bit of a cheat. You can use the undo card to look at the next 3 cards coming. This will allow you to plan your moves more effectively.

- At the bottom where the groups of three cards a dealt, if you have too many cards the game will hide them to save space. Those cards are always there, just hidden!

- Remember you don't have to remove every card, just the pyramid at the top.

How to play Clock solitaire

1. Requirements/statistics:

Space: Moderate/Large

Level: Challenging

Cards: One standard 52-card deck or a computer with internet connected

Players: One

2. Layout

Shuffle the deck. Deal the cards; face down, into 13 piles of four cards each. The piles should be arranged to mimic the numbers on a clock, with an extra pile in the middle of the circle. The “numbers” of the piles (1 through 12 on the clock; the middle pair is 13) are important.

It's very easy if you play Clock Solitaire Online, because it has been put in right place and you just have to play.

3. Play

Turn the top card on the 13 pile face up (that’s the pile in the middle of the circle). Place it, still face up, under the pile of that card’s number.

For example, a card number 4, would go under the “4” pile. An Ace would go under pile “1”. Face cards are placed as follows: Jacks under 11, Queens under 12, Kings under 13.

Then, turn the top card on that pile face up and place it, still face up, under the appropriate pile. Continue in the manner until the game ends. If the final face-down card in a pile belongs to that same pile, continue the game by turning the next (moving clockwise) face-down card face up.

The way to play it is diffrence Klondike solitaire turn one that you know.

4. To win the game

In order to win all 13 piles must become face-up piles of four-of-a-kind.

However, you lose if the fourth King is turned face up before all the other sets are completed.